I saw a wooden station wagon today.
I think bodies of water are the sluts of the natural world. After all, they're the only ones with crabs. BA-zing!
On the topic of bodies of water, do you think fish cry fresh water tears? I don't. Fish don't cry, idiot. They're way too fucking happy.
How pissed off are all the voiceover actors who paid for school and are out of work this week. Go stand on a corner idiots.
If reading is fundamental, writing is therefore essential.
I read the Bible the other day. Turns out, we did it.
Boogers.
stave 1. that's friggin hilarious.
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